It took me over two days but it's running so much smoother now. I just copied a bunch of the urls into a notes page on my phone which took up most of that time, but I do feel incredibly foolish for hanging on to all of those not-recent chapchat/hexbear posts that are now incapable of loading. I just hope that all of those posts that I wanted to go back to weren't that interesting (I was going to say "important" but obviously nothing on here is that important lol).
But if you have previously made a post here that was really good or interesting I would suggest that you repost it, just so people like me can have another chance to hoard those tabs and curse god for their inability to read them 14 months later
I feel like I'm the only person in the world who recognized this habit for the danger it is and nipped it in the bud immediately. I compulsively close tabs and can't stand to have more than a few up there. Gives me choice paralysis.