"Hero, do you ever feel that life is cruel and unfair? Well, I seek to create a new world. A fair world where there isn't just a Walmart on every corner, the whole planet will be a Walmart. Don't you see how grand my vision is? No longer will people have to suffer the injustice of driving to purchase a bulk bag of Doritos! But you see, to create my new world, the old must be destroyed. Say goodbye to your forests and your lakes, a new world has begun! A Walmart world!"
Lmao
"Hero, do you ever feel that life is cruel and unfair? Well, I seek to create a new world. A fair world where there isn't just a Walmart on every corner, the whole planet will be a Walmart. Don't you see how grand my vision is? No longer will people have to suffer the injustice of driving to purchase a bulk bag of Doritos! But you see, to create my new world, the old must be destroyed. Say goodbye to your forests and your lakes, a new world has begun! A Walmart world!"
Cue Senator Armstrong speech...
"There's nothing more American than shooting a man in this Walmart of a world."
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Iove the running gag in this video where Raiden, who is not American, cannot comprehend Wal-Mart or firearms