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TL;DR: Musk has 23 kids and NDAs with (most or all of) the mothers because he wants them to be his Mars scions well I finally fiinished the rest of the article and I got trolled where I got this from, it doesn't say that. I'm sorry

this was what :will-fancy: was speculating about in the last listenable Chapo episode

  • TillieNeuen [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    Sitting around the breakfast table after the 6 a.m. day-care drop-off and "morning strategy walk" the Collinses take every day, Malcolm read aloud a text message from his mother. She wanted to know how he and Simone planned to monetize their pronatalism "hobby." "Remember: Everything is transactional," she texted.

    I need to stop reading this article, I think it's breaking my brain.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      “Remember: Everything is transactional,” she texted.

      These freaks are empty inside and lonely in a way where they deserve it.

      • TillieNeuen [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        Imagine your sweet old granny texting your parents “Remember: Everything is transactional.” Who are these people? Are they human?