TL;DR: Musk has 23 kids and NDAs with (most or all of) the mothers because he wants them to be his Mars scions well I finally fiinished the rest of the article and I got trolled where I got this from, it doesn't say that. I'm sorry
this was what :will-fancy: was speculating about in the last listenable Chapo episode
Bazinga UFO cult. These people would’ve joined or led Heaven’s Gate if they could