I don't know who's voice my inner monologue is but it sure isn't mine. Lemme try to make it larp as the reptilian brain and I'll get back to you

Edit: just had the Epiphany that it has the same cadence as NileRed whenever I'm reading instructions. Recipes, directions, the oven settings for a frozen pizza, I read all of them in that top ten/science presenter YouTuber speech pattern. It also has something closer to a GAE accent than the accent I have IRL