like 15 years ago my skype group would do prank calls to Wal-Marts. We'd pretend to be workers there who were taking the day off unannounced, or we'd say we were quitting. Every single time the management would start threatening us and it wouldn't matter what name we gave them. Instant pissed off management threatening us with termination or docked pay, often loud swearing too. We got the impression Wal-Mart managers have no clue who works for them or there's such a high turn-over rate no one can keep track.

One time I called up a store and pretended to be a dipshit who just learned about unions, and the joke was I thought I needed my manager's approval (it was honestly too complex of a bit). So I kept asking this guy things like "So I'm signing up for this union right now...where do I get your signature?" and the guy was frantically yelling at me to stop, that unions are a scam, and are actually illegal in most states.

it was fun sometimes being an internet delinquent