it is incredibly baffling to me. like if i'm sending a picture of my little bone to someone asking for a rating, the last thing i want to do is include money with the request. it taints the sanctity of the rating process by artificially inflating your score. i don't want someone saying i have an 8/10 dick when it's really a 4 or 5. it's insanity

    • regularassbitch [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      it's easier than you think. make an onlyfans page with you in a lab coat using a jewelers loupe and i'm sure the requests will come rolling in

    • StellarTabi [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      you put dick rating on your menu because you copied your menu from someone else and it was already there

      then when you get a dick rating request you type up a small number of sentences complimenting/critiquing the dong they send you a pic of, maybe add some flirty role play shit (e.g. "I'd love to [something voluntary and incelibate]") and an X/10 rating.

      make sure to offer the standard $10 dick rating, both honest and lie variations, and then also offer the $20 audio review and $50 video review (rates may vary). also make sure to do on-brand stuff, like for example if you're doing findom call him a paypig while making mocking oinking noises or w/e.