your coworker, sipping his morning Monster Energy™, asks you, "how do German gamers say good afternoon?" you can hear your fingernails growing. he blurts out, nearly laughing, "GamerTag!" you black out. the smell of copper burns your nose. blue and red lights flashing. the walls stained maroon.
I'd pull a Biff and bring a sports almanac with me
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You could also just buy bitcoin early on then sell it before it crashes.