As a hamburgler, I'm incompatible with officer bigmacs. They represent order and rigid personalities while I'm a believer in chaotic good and having fun. If you looked at me you'd immediately know I'm a stereotypical hamburgler through-and-through. Every morning I wake up and look at the sesame seeds on my breakfast hamburger to know what my day is going to be like. It's going to be a real shit day.
Mayor McCheese
I've never met a Mayor McCheese who wouldn't be a fascist if you gave them power. They're so untrustworthy and opportunistic- genuinely born liars.