As a hamburgler, I'm incompatible with officer bigmacs. They represent order and rigid personalities while I'm a believer in chaotic good and having fun. If you looked at me you'd immediately know I'm a stereotypical hamburgler through-and-through. Every morning I wake up and look at the sesame seeds on my breakfast hamburger to know what my day is going to be like. It's going to be a real shit day.

  • happybadger [he/him]
    hexagon
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    2 years ago

    When I compare myself to a Grimace, I find that I'm always better. I'm smarter, I'm faster, people like me, I'd be good at guitar, everyone I know says "wow you're so smart and fast and creative compared to everyone I've ever met". A Grimace on the other hand, I instantly know that person is beneath me. They were destined to fail.

    • UlyssesT
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      2 months ago

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    • ElGosso [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      My takeaway here is that "Hamburglar" is really just a dogwhistle for "cocaine user"