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  • Shoegazer [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    :trade-offer: business offer

    suicide subscription

    for $9.99 a month, you will receive a month's supply of suicide pills. You have to take these for 3 years to die painlessly, or else you just get extremely ill and end up in the hospital, in which case you'll have to buy our Suicide Insurance ($2000 a month) in the event that you don't die from suicide where we cover your medical expenses (after $5000 deductible) until you do