The shitty prizes remain the same tho.

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    I would gladly face death at the hands of the temple guardians for a chance to win a Super Nintendo

  • GreenTeaRedFlag [any]
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    2 years ago

    I think I read once that they couldn't afford the prizes, and that's why some of the games were unwinnable.

    • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Yeah, the guards could just choise where to cone out of so they'd be able to stop kids winning the grand prize and send them hone with a months supply of Spongebob Velveeta instead lol

  • viva_la_juche [they/them, any]
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    2 years ago

    purposefully not being able to put the three golden monkey pieces in order so the hot ripped naked guy in a mask will come wrap his arms around me and drag me off

  • ssjmarx [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    That would be sick as hell. Call Takeshi Kitano.

  • Crowtee_Robot [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    "And what treasure will our contestants be hunting today, Olmec?"

    "They will try to find the anal beads of Marco Polo!"

  • commiecapybara [he/him, e/em/eir]
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    2 years ago

    The Crystal Maze would probably be up your alley. They had an Aztec Zone with related challenges, and all contestants had to be 17 or older. (Not seen the new series but I enjoyed it in the early 90s) I also remember some of the prizes being totally not worth it.

    Fun fact: for whatever reason, I, as a 4 year old kid, truly believed that anyone who lost in The Crystal Maze was executed for failing :big-cool: