Buying up all the boxes of chocolate oats to find the golden ticket so I don't freeze to death
Most efficient system
Seems the only way they could get people to not just buy a generic brand of smooth oats is by introducing a Russian roulette style gambling system
Oh shit, I need to get some towels over the cracks in my old-ass windows...
i'm imagining a german folk tale about a peasant who eats a bowl of gruel and a wizard comes and promises to bring a bundle of firewood if they solve his riddle
Literally Der Junge und der Magier. Allthough the peasant boy gets tossed into the fire in the end for accepting hand outs
the peasant boy gets tossed into the fire in the end for accepting hand outs
Oh Germany you rascal.
That sounds like the average tabletop game session, with the wizard as the player character.
what in the name of myocardial infarction is that? a bowl of melted chocolate with some pats of butter on top?
you guys are as bad as we are, goddam.
Chocolate-flavoured oats with banana slices, I think.
it's porridge with chocolate flavouring and banana slices
it also says it right on the box
it's also reasonably healthy, as indicated by the nutritional information being mostly green down in the bottom rightIs it a balanced breakfast even without the glass of orange juice AND glass of milk next to it?
my grandma would mix freshly squeezed orange juice and milk for a breakfast drink on the weekends. It ruled. Don't ask me how it didn't curdle the milk, but it didn't. I think it has to do with using a specific, less tart variety of oranges.
It's British food who fucking knows. Learning what it is wouldn't make your life better or help you sleep at night.
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The large block of tiny text is as large as the image of the thing inside the box
Capitalism wants you to think this is wholesome and good. "Look, there's always a chance!"
Delusional shit.
UPLIFTING NEWS! :so-true:
... What? Do you disapprove of one lucky winner getting free heating? Would you rather they don't? :very-intelligent:
