Paying more? Nah, I am just going to ask God to send me some slaves.

  • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    The people in my hometown are one of three things: evangelical snake handlers, klan members, or trying to leave asap. They either think my cousin is a good upstanding racist or they hate living there so much they leave as soon as they turn 18.

      • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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        2 years ago

        Standard greasy frozen American slop you could get anywhere. He regularly gets complaints from the county health inspector. My cousin has a monopoly though because there are only three restaurants in the whole town and neither of the other two are burgers.

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          1 year ago

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      • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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        2 years ago

        this was basically my home town except imagine the cop is also a klansman and there's more meth

        also going out into the woods would get you killed because it was one of the few remaining impenetrable untouched forests in America and it's full of bears and bobcats and eagles