Breaking news, there's this hot new trend in financial journalism called "zombie writing."

When it's a slow news day, the author writes about something that's literally always been the case and then adds "Millennials are doing X and that's new and scary".

Symptoms of "zombie writing" can include drooling, extreme fatigue, and a lack of financial income.

  • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    It's on the suffering poor to make more realistic demands, not the slavering hogs who demand more and more profit every quarter forever at the expense of the entire planet and everything living on it. They will never stop escalating their ceaseless demands for blood. It doesnt matter that they just sacrificed over a million human beings to make the line go up, nothing will never be enough to fill the void inside of them, or to slake the thirst of the mad god Capital.

    These people and the eldritch horror they worship must be destroyed.