Breaking news, there's this hot new trend in financial journalism called "zombie writing."

When it's a slow news day, the author writes about something that's literally always been the case and then adds "Millennials are doing X and that's new and scary".

Symptoms of "zombie writing" can include drooling, extreme fatigue, and a lack of financial income.

    • MemesAreTheory [he/him, any]
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      2 years ago

      When he's done we laugh and throw it in the trash and put him against a wall.

      We're civilized people, after all.