- cross-posted to:
- the_dunk_tank
- cross-posted to:
- the_dunk_tank
Breaking news, there's this hot new trend in financial journalism called "zombie writing."
When it's a slow news day, the author writes about something that's literally always been the case and then adds "Millennials are doing X and that's new and scary".
Symptoms of "zombie writing" can include drooling, extreme fatigue, and a lack of financial income.
I say as a joke we get Elon Musk to design a rocket on his own that will send them to Mars
When he's done we laugh and throw it in the trash and put him against a wall.
We're civilized people, after all.