Breaking news, there's this hot new trend in financial journalism called "zombie writing."

When it's a slow news day, the author writes about something that's literally always been the case and then adds "Millennials are doing X and that's new and scary".

Symptoms of "zombie writing" can include drooling, extreme fatigue, and a lack of financial income.

  • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    I browse the headlines of my recommended feed explicitly as a "What does :porky-happy: want me to be thinking about today?"