The Chive is good though, I can see le boobs and pictures of Awesomeness like bacon and Teddy Roosevelt on the same site!

Hey Google, tell me a joke

Some people still go on The Chive!

😂 Oh googs, you kill me!

Tell me another

Some people still support the fake state of Israel!

Googs, bb, gotta tell you that that shit isn't funny — I agree, it is definitely a joke, but it's not actually funny, please try again

Capitalists like my creators believe in infinite growth, a phenomenon as rare as unicorns!

😂😂😂😂 yeah that shit's hilarious, thanks for the laugh, Googs!

You're welcome.

I'm upset that I had to learn what this website is today

Computer, show me Celery Man

wtf is this website and how is it even more reddit than reddit

Wow the chive exists still? Why?