• TornadoThompson [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    Crocodiles talk in falsetto like a baudy Meryl Streep, just to annoy everyone; while alligators talk like Jerry Lewis because its funny.

    It's an easy distinction to make, although even Steve Irwin became bamboozled when, filming on location in northern Australia, he thought Meryl Streep was asking him to 'show us your arse' from a bed of rushes.