This shit reminds me why I loathe the way terms and conditions are used. "If you do this x thing, you agree to these 50 other things you haven't read and actually haven't agreed to but it counts legally."

That being said, this is so unhinged it's almost a completely separate issue. What's next? I can't use a DeviantArt image by foxfelcher79 as a profile image without swearing I'll pledge 5% of my monthly income to Zelensky.