• Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Humanity, we may imagine, in the absence of climate collapse, is likely to exist for many thousands, hundreds of thousands, or even millions of years to come.

    "I imagine that, in the absence of drinking a lot of alcohol, I am unlikely to die in a car crash tonight."

    • Me, half way through my fourth beer at this bar.
    • vertexarray [any]
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      2 years ago

      I can't figure out why he chose to write that. Makes him look like an undergrad with a wordcount to inflate.

    • Mardoniush [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      -The Bartender cut me off and my friends took my car keys but I stole 2L of pure ethanol which I'm skulling and I have a spare key in my wallet.