Ik Russian govt killing these capitalists is not for ideological reasons unlike :xigma-male: but still the end result is good.

    • M68040 [they/them]
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      2 years ago

      My child will go hungry unless twelve steaks are launched directly into his mouth via magnetic accelerator cannon. Please mister Obama

    • robot_dog_with_gun [they/them]
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      2 years ago

      it's more his than iraq was just bush's.

      these libs all think history ended so you're not going to see them know or think about the civil war or even properly understand what euromaidan was

  • flan [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    I like that they dont even pretend it's not what it is. Fuck it, everyone falls off the hotel balcony.

  • EndMilkInCrisps [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Lobster made of iron magnet made of meat. Don't put lobster on a plate he'll use his magnet to escape.

    • medium_adult_son [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      The sausage king of Chicag Oblast

      Edit: I think a Ferris Bueller's Day Off set in the USSR could work. Novosibirsk in Siberia is the third-largest city so is the stand-in for Chicago. Ferris would interrupt a parade celebrating the anniversary of winning the Great Patriotic War, this time singing The Internationale on top of a T-34.

      And Cameron would be concerned the entire film about the bourgeoisie decadence of joyriding his family's IZh 2125 Kombi and skipping out on their studies instead of driving his dad's Porsche without asking. Gorbachev would be the evil vice principal.

      • SteamedHamberder [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        :wolff-shining: plays the High School Econ teacher, far more animated than Ben Stein.

  • SoyViking [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    The "meat magnate" part adds an extra level of comedy.