Even if JK Rowling was the coolest person out there who was really pro trans and was a surfing dog who wore sunglasses, Harry Potter would still just be shitty anyway.
I submit that if JKR was cool, she would have made the book about HP doing cool shit, which would have been a marked improvement over reality where he just restores the status quo.
Even if JK Rowling was the coolest person out there who was really pro trans and was a surfing dog who wore sunglasses, Harry Potter would still just be shitty anyway.
I submit that if JKR was cool, she would have made the book about HP doing cool shit, which would have been a marked improvement over reality where he just restores the status quo.
Harry Potter: The Cool Dude
He goes to a normal school and brings pizza every day
Harry Potter and the Dank Nooner
He pops a wheelie in the parking lot, then rides off to escape campus police.
Harry Potter and and the Really Sick Hardflip