Macho Man Randy Savage coming out of my butt with an arm around each buttcheek yelling "OHHHH YEAAAAAHHH!!!"
The Keebler elves climbing out of my butt on a vine that goes down and wraps around my leg
Tattoos on the inside of the buttcheeks. One side has Darth Vader holding a birthday cake. The other side says "Please don't tell anyone about this" or something similar.
A fake treasure map on my butt that leads to nothing and exists only to confuse people who find it after my death, assuming by butt is still visible when I'm dead
Some tattoo ideas I've had, but never gotten:
Macho Man Randy Savage coming out of my butt with an arm around each buttcheek yelling "OHHHH YEAAAAAHHH!!!"
The Keebler elves climbing out of my butt on a vine that goes down and wraps around my leg
Tattoos on the inside of the buttcheeks. One side has Darth Vader holding a birthday cake. The other side says "Please don't tell anyone about this" or something similar.
A fake treasure map on my butt that leads to nothing and exists only to confuse people who find it after my death, assuming by butt is still visible when I'm dead
another inside buttcheek idea: lenny from the simpsons from when the wall of his house falls down and he says "please don't tell anyone how i live"