• pooh [she/her, love/loves]
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    2 years ago

    Some tattoo ideas I've had, but never gotten:

    1. Macho Man Randy Savage coming out of my butt with an arm around each buttcheek yelling "OHHHH YEAAAAAHHH!!!"

    2. The Keebler elves climbing out of my butt on a vine that goes down and wraps around my leg

    3. Tattoos on the inside of the buttcheeks. One side has Darth Vader holding a birthday cake. The other side says "Please don't tell anyone about this" or something similar.

    4. A fake treasure map on my butt that leads to nothing and exists only to confuse people who find it after my death, assuming by butt is still visible when I'm dead

    • robot_dog_with_gun [they/them]
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      2 years ago

      another inside buttcheek idea: lenny from the simpsons from when the wall of his house falls down and he says "please don't tell anyone how i live"

  • ClimateChangeAnxiety [he/him, they/them]
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    2 years ago

    Nah I love my tattoo and want more. But be careful getting tattoos based on people still alive.

    I currently have a rat holding up a hammer and sickle with neurons wrapping the bottom like the wheat in a lot of Soviet symbols on my shoulder. I want to get a guillotine on the back of my calf and DNA and RNA molecules above my elbow

    • dismal
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      2 years ago

      But be careful getting tattoos based on people still alive.

      even better idea and one that i would recommend to pretty much every person ever is to just not get tattoos depicting any person's (living or dead) likeness

  • moondog [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I brought up Rowling's views on a reddit post about someone getting a HP tattoo and I got downvoted to shit lmao

  • TankieTanuki [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I don't want a tattoo because that would make it easier for the feds to identify me. :cocktail: :meow-anarchist:

  • PeludoPorFavor [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I'm thankful that the only two of my tattoos that are related to a series are kinda obscure, and could easily be re-interpreted by me if it somehow came out that the author did something (one is dead, the other seems to be a normal-ass human)

  • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I would totally get a tattoo if I wasn't certain I'd change my mind and want a different one a week later, in the same spot

    • SoyViking [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Get stupid tattoos that are supposed to be stupid right from the beginning

  • Ithorian [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    Noooooo! Must get more ink! I've got a bunch of tattoos but they're (except for one) all pagan/nature .