Do you soy commies ever satisfy YOUR tarantula?!

  • Enver_McTim [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I drink my venti starbucks iced chai with oat milk, three pumps brown sugar syrup, and caramel creamer.

    The last time I had a medium-well steak I spit it out because it was too raw for me.

    The only workouts I do are to get a bigger ass.

    I eat my vegan chicken tendies straight out of the freezer.

    I'll gag if I don't mix my Bud Light with mountain dew or apple juice.

    I refuse to buy any beverage not clearly labelled that it was imported from a foreign adversary.

    I make it a habit to forcefully crush my balls between my legs to get better at CBT.

    I can't go to bed before I watched a boytoy twink being destroyed by 11 inches.

    I have no sexual attraction for arachnids.

    I am a sigma they/them individual, and no, I will NEVER apologize.