Do you soy commies ever satisfy YOUR tarantula?!
Damn beta leftists with their cold chicken tendies and their unwillingness to fondle their pet arachnids
Raw fish seems like something these alphas would look at as some fancy-ass lib shit yeah, shouldn't they just throw a whole live cod into the fire and eat it when it's 50% ash?
Yeah. I thought the rigjt wing burned fish. Also my grandfather who was a lifelong fireman and out trad masified (in majority good ways, as fire chief he set up a mutual aid system in rural areas so fire departments would be in touch with a few towns over and able to relegate responses outside their jurisdiction to cocer major emergencies and was also locally huge with not taking shit from dudes when women were admitted on the squad, dude was pretty fucking alright) and he ate his steak burnt. I've seen the rare steak consrantly as a cook, tuff reactionary dudes who think people should eat whats in front of them if you happen to be vegan and making a big deal out of 'pickiness' making a huge deal over how long a cow slab is cooked.
Butbhebputs the spicy sauce on his most favorite kind of meat which of all, the breaded chicken is the most macabre. Take an animal corpse, soak it in the seminal fluis of its own species and roll it aroundnin what we feed it. The human equivalent would be rolling someone in menstrual blood and French fries and then deep frying them, which I'm sure is someones fetish but that's beside the point that I forgot.
I assumed it ment feeding it live mice. Thr most manly position apparantly being having a little lady do your killing for you
Fake masculinity.
Can you take out Nazis in a revolution? Can you resist interrogation without spilling secrets?
MFers be like "I'm tough because I eat red meat". Little girls can eat red meat you capitalist baby.
It's like buying a bazillion guns and not having water security. these people will fold like superman on laundry day.
I feed my tapeworm daily
In fact, I am a tapeworm
Checkmate Libs
like is he talking about sushi? the original soy yuppie coastal elite food?
I guess oysters are served raw with like a sauce on top sometimes?
Otherwise idk, most like raw but preserved/cured fish dishes I know are not big manly food but like traditional holiday shit.
I eat my Bible Black
I like my beer rare and my shots raw
I sit with my legs wide open without chasers
I satisfy my chicken wings hot
I drink my venti starbucks iced chai with oat milk, three pumps brown sugar syrup, and caramel creamer.
The last time I had a medium-well steak I spit it out because it was too raw for me.
The only workouts I do are to get a bigger ass.
I eat my vegan chicken tendies straight out of the freezer.
I'll gag if I don't mix my Bud Light with mountain dew or apple juice.
I refuse to buy any beverage not clearly labelled that it was imported from a foreign adversary.
I make it a habit to forcefully crush my balls between my legs to get better at CBT.
I can't go to bed before I watched a boytoy twink being destroyed by 11 inches.
I have no sexual attraction for arachnids.
I am a sigma they/them individual, and no, I will NEVER apologize.
Is "satisfying your tarantula" slang for some weird masturbational practice?
I was almost with him until the domestic beer one, it got considerably worse from there.
Your average Belgian or Czech grandpa is more alpha than any American beer drinking dudebro.
