All this needs is some extra lines and it could be the worst rap verse of all time, ahem.

I drink my coffee black Big truck kids in the back I eat my steaks rare and my seafood raw You wouldn't believe I've had worms before I lift weights And lick plates I eat my chicken wings hot And I like hooters a lot I take my shots without chasers Use my pencils without erasers I like my beer domestic Don't use anti-sceptic I sit with my legs spread wide open I shit with my eyes wide and hopin' I read my bible nightly No I don't take god lightly I satisfy my tarantula My wife's jealous of our stamina I'm an alpha male and no I wont apologize for it