In pictura: Speaker Juan Guaidó (I, Venezuela), Governor Michael Pence (R, Missouri), and Senator Barbecue Cowboy (R, Idaho).
We are clasping hands over un pequito swarm of ceremonial mosquitoes before releasing them into the crowd. Might seem unusual, pero this is un normal celebration in Idaho.
As first act I will pass both universal healthcare vouchers and privatize America’s national oil companies. Yo soy un Social Democrat.