I remember the chud that tasered himself in the balls and had a heart attack

This actually gave us my favorite Snopes article of all time where they debunk this with the power of journalism. How do they do it? By speaking to the man's wife who wasn't there.

Greeson said that her husband was a supporter of U.S. President Donald Trump and that he was excited about going to “once-in-a-lifetime events,” but she denied allegations that her husband had stolen a painting or that he had even made it inside of the Capitol, for that matter. And he certainly didn’t “taser his balls.”

There you have it, must be true. I can't imagine any reason a person might lie about this to save face for her surviving family.