:yes-chad: “Why yes, anything that isn’t essential for human life is a luxury and thus a treat. The human only needs 1000 calories and a liter of rainwater collected from the gutter a week. Clothes are a luxury and thus a treat. All humans should live naked in hivecities and use each others body heat to stay warm to cut back on building insulation, which is a treat. Think of all the nuclear weapons we can make to further the goals of the revolution by just cutting back on treats like furniture. Of course I get to have treats because I’m the commissar and I need these things because I do okay, they are not treats when I have them. Is the internet a treat? No. Are personal computers/cell phones a treat? Yes. How am I supposed to use the internet if the devices for it are treats? Simple, you use one of the many communal terminals available throughout your hive city. Can I play Tetris/make memes/watch pornography? No, definitely no, surprisingly yes, pornography is not a treat and thus absolutely halal. Is air a treat? Absolutely, regulate your breathing to an acceptable level or the beatings will continue. Is living itself a treat? The essential lifespan that is not a treat is 30 years old, Logans Run rules, boomers get the wall. Living beyond that is a treat and puts strain on the medical system. Is overthrowing the people calling basic human necessities a treat a treat? Having thoughts of your own is mental illness, think of nothing, think of a blank space, do not put anything there, it is not a canvas, submit yourself completely to the machine that you are a cog of. You are the collective, we are the hive mind”

:wojak-nooo: ”I just wanted to get coffee at Starbucks!”