Be me
Live in Lumbridge
Work as woodchucker, chucking away all the excess logs from the local trees, which regrow terrifyingly fast
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Walking home from work one day, pay in my pocket
Pass by some SJW (social justice warlock) type on the street. Colored hair, weird metal wrist bracers, the whole 9 yards
They bump into me and I feel fingers clumsily reaching for my coins
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"What do you think you're doing??"
Spin around and backhand the ruffian
He pulls out a weird teal scimitar and murders me effortlessly
Respawn
Dig savings from under bed
Go to battleaxe shop
No loony lefty will ever fuck with me again
Walk up to the counter and ask to see the selection
"Of course, take a look"
They're completely out of battleaxes
Somehow can't even pick up the display models
mfw
It's been six months and they still haven't stocked a single axe, what do?
It’s been six months and they still haven’t stocked a single axe, what do?
Ya gotta hop worlds comrade.
