Be me

Live in Lumbridge

Work as woodchucker, chucking away all the excess logs from the local trees, which regrow terrifyingly fast

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Walking home from work one day, pay in my pocket

Pass by some SJW (social justice warlock) type on the street. Colored hair, weird metal wrist bracers, the whole 9 yards

They bump into me and I feel fingers clumsily reaching for my coins

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"What do you think you're doing??"

Spin around and backhand the ruffian

He pulls out a weird teal scimitar and murders me effortlessly

Respawn

Dig savings from under bed

Go to battleaxe shop

No loony lefty will ever fuck with me again

Walk up to the counter and ask to see the selection

"Of course, take a look"

They're completely out of battleaxes

Somehow can't even pick up the display models

mfw

It's been six months and they still haven't stocked a single axe, what do?

Based.