like, flaccid button and hard slightly under average at best. There is a lot of hateful comments here that make me feel like shit. Please stop. Not every comrade with a penis has a good one. I'm tired of being reminded I can't pleasure partners if I ever stop being such a loser I can't get a partner. Honestly, I don't even try. Button dick stops me. Can we please at least stop the ableism here? I feel enough pain constantly going "oh I want to ask her out.... oh wait, I can't please her" already.
There are two threads I recall but can't remember the state of the Op's hair. You're right that past a certain point shaving is the best move (save the mildly unsettling hair plugs that I doubt many people on here could afford) but the monolithic fashion in which it was suggested put me off a little