like, flaccid button and hard slightly under average at best. There is a lot of hateful comments here that make me feel like shit. Please stop. Not every comrade with a penis has a good one. I'm tired of being reminded I can't pleasure partners if I ever stop being such a loser I can't get a partner. Honestly, I don't even try. Button dick stops me. Can we please at least stop the ableism here? I feel enough pain constantly going "oh I want to ask her out.... oh wait, I can't please her" already.
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~~Did you not read? ~~ sucking off a bad person we all hate would be great great meme content. Imagine the potential memes if somebody had a believable post describing Kissinger's penis.
strikethrough for overly hostile, hope the joke stands though.