Sons_of_Ferrix to chapotraphouse • 7 months agoIf you were lost in the woods would you rather run into a bear or Diogenes holding a plucked chicken?message-squaremessage-square11 fedilinkarrow-up168
arrow-up168message-squareIf you were lost in the woods would you rather run into a bear or Diogenes holding a plucked chicken?Sons_of_Ferrix to chapotraphouse • 7 months agomessage-square11 Commentsfedilink
minus-squareWheaties [she/her]hexbear13·7 months agoIf me and Diogenes run into a bear, he can throw the chicken at it and we can both calmly escape. If it's just me, then I gotta try and look bigger than the bear, perhaps with the folk-dance, the Hokey Pokey link
If me and Diogenes run into a bear, he can throw the chicken at it and we can both calmly escape.
If it's just me, then I gotta try and look bigger than the bear, perhaps with the folk-dance, the Hokey Pokey