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If me and Diogenes run into a bear, he can throw the chicken at it and we can both calmly escape.
If it's just me, then I gotta try and look bigger than the bear, perhaps with the folk-dance, the Hokey Pokey
If i throw a bowl at a bear, it would maul me. If i threw a bowl at Diogenes, i would get a lecture, and then he would throw the bowl back at me.
I would just not be lost in the woods. I guess I'm just built different.
A plucked chicken is probably pissed about being plucked, so my answer depends on how firm Diogenes' grip is on the chicken.
I feel like Diogenes would try to fight the bear with the chicken
