• InevitableSwing [none/use name]
    hexagon
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    2 years ago

    “monster jello” - mozzarella.

    Did they know it was cheese?

    “gampfruit” - eggplant

    If they were a native speaker - this baffles me.

    • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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      edit-2
      2 years ago

      After establishing the monster jello guy wasn't talking about jello, I asked if it was a condiment. He said yes. I showed him mayonnaise hoping it was what he meant. He took a jar from my hand and said, "No, it's supposed to be cold." After figuring it out he sighed and said we have too many "foreign foods."

      The most common problem was people who had no idea what to call tomato sauce. They called it anything from prago (combination of Ragu and Prego), red sauce, "ketchup sauce" or one person who was adamant it's called oregano.

      • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
        hexagon
        ·
        edit-2
        2 years ago

        He took a jar from my hand and said, “No, it’s supposed to be cold.” After figuring it out he sighed and said we have too many “foreign foods.”

        It's like a bit.

        The most common problem was people who had no idea what to call tomato sauce...

        What. The. Hell.