WASHINGTON (AP) — President Joe Biden informed Congress on Monday that he will end the twin national emergencies for addressing COVID-19 on May 11, as most of the world has returned closer to normalcy nearly three years after they were first declared.

Any guesses on when they stop publishing numbers entirely? I feel like that's the point where I'm going to be completely screwed.

  • Leon_Grotsky [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    :rust-darkness:

    It is 2024 and COVID is now over

    It is 2025 and COVID is now over

    It is 2026...

    • TheModerateTankie [any]
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      2 years ago

      It is 2024 and COVID is now over

      There is a growing number of young people having heart attacks and strokes for some mysterious reason. Life expectancy continues to plummet. Experts attribute this to people developing immunity debt and bad eating habits during the lockdowns.

      It is 2025 and COVID is now over

      Cancer rates are showing dramatic increases in younger and younger demographics. Flu season continues to get deadlier. Could this be because of the vaccines? President DeSantis is ordering a commission to investigate.

      It is 2026…

      No one wants to work anymore. It's time to raise the retirement age above the average life expectancy and force immigrants into indentured servitude. :liberalism: