An inspection from the Sanitary and Epidemiological Station came to the pâté factory.
The inspector asks:
Is this hare pâté really made of hare?
Yes. Well, to tell you the truth, we also add a little horsemeat.
What are the proportions of that "a little"?
One to one
Which means?
… One hare, one horse.
Please heed our call Mr. Kelogg. People are demanding sawdust-enriched cereals.
CW Joke about meat
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