Symptoms include:

  1. Shidding
  2. Farding
  3. Pissing

The only cure is to praise owls.

Note: Wrong Facts is not associated with owls or any owl posters. Any resemblance is purely coincidental.

  • macabrett
    ·
    2 years ago

    incorrect, I blast my ass with water and soap in the shower, very much so not a doodoo ass

    • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
      ·
      2 years ago

      :theory-gary: yet your ass will still be covered in doodoo later, as is the required biological functional of all animal life. Truly, wiping is a Sisiphyean, pointless endeavor