Symptoms include:
- Shidding
- Farding
- Pissing
The only cure is to praise owls.
Note: Wrong Facts is not associated with owls or any owl posters. Any resemblance is purely coincidental.
fuck this might be true, i actually have to shid all the time, i also fard and piss fairly regularly
@WrongFacts are you associated with @TheCorrectOpinion ?
Edit: it appears the correct opinion was banned; long live wrong facts and incorrect opinions
incorrect, I blast my ass with water and soap in the shower, very much so not a doodoo ass
:theory-gary: yet your ass will still be covered in doodoo later, as is the required biological functional of all animal life. Truly, wiping is a Sisiphyean, pointless endeavor
NO, NEVER, I SHIT IN THE SHOWER, I WAFFLE IT DOWN, STOP STOP STOP THE POOP NEVER TOUCHES THE CHEEKS I SWEAR
