what if instead of sisyphus he was pissyphus and he just had a big wet stain on the front of his pants all the time
If I was Sisyphus, I would simply not push the bolder. I'd be all "what are you gonna do, send me to Hades?"
yeah like once a day though, the rest of the time you can just chill
listen i'm trying to put together a Greek mythology sitcom here and you're ruining the episode where sisyphus and prometheus get into an argument and swap punishments for a day, and at first they love it and then they realize the grass is always greener, and at the end of the episode Sisyphus is happy to see the rock again, and Prometheus and the eagle have a little tender moment together before it's liver-eating time again
freeze frame, roll credits
Hell fucking yeah. I am printing this out and putting it on my wall.
