Going through interview processes and one company which is a startup, said they really liked me, but were worried I wasn't 100% enthusiastic about joining their particular startup and working on their project (some dumb data processing company). They have asked me to send them an email detailing why I would be excited to join them.

:sicko-wistful:

Edit: LMFAO my email worked, they want to do a final interview hahahahhaa

  • makotech222 [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Here's my email, I hope the bullshit speak really pulls through:

    I'm very interested in working for a startup, particularly ****. Working for a startup means working on new and interesting problems, creating solutions that improve the workflows of a wide range of users. **** specifically seems uniquely positioned as a startup to solve issues plaguing many businesses dealing with data integrity issues. My personal experience and expertise around the .NET platform and BigData pipelines would be a valuable asset to **** and I hope to be given the opportunity. Thanks!

    • CetaceanPosadist
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      2 years ago

      in conclusion, this startup is a land of contrasts. thank you

    • alexandra_kollontai [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      This passage is astonishingly generic and lifeless! It reads exactly like a ChatGPT response. Great job! :quagsire-pog: