During a press briefing, Pentagon press secretary Pat Ryder, says a massive surveillance balloon believed to be from China is being tracked as it continues t...

:smedly-exhausted: They basically admit in the first minute the balloon fiasco posed no threat and was a psyop to manufacture AUKUS Warbuck$

"Secretary Austin will host a bilateral meeting today in the Pentagon with Australian Deputy Prime Minister and Minister of Defense Richard Marles.

The secretary looks forward to billateral 'defense' cooperation and our mutral 'security efforts' within the indo-pacific region....blah blah

:obama-drone: :joker-amerikkklap: :amerikkka:

  • Goblinmancer [any]
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    2 years ago

    If this started ww3 i would fucking die from laughting :michael-laugh:

        • TillieNeuen [she/her]
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          2 years ago

          oh shit oh fuck, I never played it. Now what am I gonna do? :bear-despair:

          • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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            2 years ago

            Get into a position where your skeleton will tell a story to the person who inevitably comes across it

            • TillieNeuen [she/her]
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              2 years ago

              Oh, that's perfect. My post-apocalyptic life plan has always been "die as quickly and painlessly as possible," so that adds a nice twist that should hopefully give me a little chuckle on my way out.

              • Gucci_Minh [he/him]
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                2 years ago

                When I get vapourised by a nuke I'm gonna die like that guy in Pompeii cranking one out one last time

      • UnicodeHamSic [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        What country is :flag-trans-pride: ? They all seem really good at fallout