Star Wars will continue being popular and finding new audiences. It may never become the colossal juggernaut it once was, but you’ll always have more Slop Wars.
Star Wars will continue being popular and finding new audiences. It may never become the colossal juggernaut it once was, but you’ll always have more Slop Wars.
Maybe one more round of Bad Robot could fix that. :disgost:
ok new star wars trilogy, except this time the death star is the size of all universes combined and also is even bigger because it exceedes the full capacity of the past and present.
ok new star wars trilogy, except this time the death star is a video game and Han Solo is the lead programmer who doesn't realize Princess Lea is his soulmate from the previous Star Wars remakes. Jabba the Hut is the project manager who is brought back to life and controlled by the force to make sure Han Solo doesn't find out he's actually already paid off the millennium falcon but he escapes anyways to give Lea a run for her kegels.
now do Star Wars for me please, it sucks
Unfortunately, Disney, unlike WB, is competent.
Star Wars will continue being popular and finding new audiences. It may never become the colossal juggernaut it once was, but you’ll always have more Slop Wars.
And tbf, Andor was great.
Maybe one more round of Bad Robot could fix that. :disgost:
the sequel trilogy was the product of Disney being cowards who can't stand the idea of a movie challenging its audience.
:NOOOOO:
let's remake this trilogy 20 years later.
great, it sucks.
let's remake this trilogy 20 years later.
please stop.
ok new star wars trilogy, except this time the death star is the size of a galaxy
ok new star wars trilogy, except this time the death star is the size of a galaxy cluster.
ok new star wars trilogy, except this time the death star is the size of a galaxy supercluster.
ok new star wars trilogy, except this time the death star is the size of a galaxy filament.
ok new star wars trilogy, except this time the death star is the size of the universe.
ok new star wars trilogy, except this time the death star is the size of the multi-verse.
ok new star wars trilogy, except this time the death star is the size of all universes combined and also is even bigger because it exceedes the full capacity of the past and present.
ok new star wars trilogy, except this time the death star is a video game and Han Solo is the lead programmer who doesn't realize Princess Lea is his soulmate from the previous Star Wars remakes. Jabba the Hut is the project manager who is brought back to life and controlled by the force to make sure Han Solo doesn't find out he's actually already paid off the millennium falcon but he escapes anyways to give Lea a run for her kegels.
lol, please stop etc etc.
please stop.