ok new star wars trilogy, except this time the death star is a video game and Han Solo is the lead programmer who doesn't realize Princess Lea is his soulmate from the previous Star Wars remakes. Jabba the Hut is the project manager who is brought back to life and controlled by the force to make sure Han Solo doesn't find out he's actually already paid off the millennium falcon but he escapes anyways to give Lea a run for her kegels.