Oh yes, im an EXPERIENCED worker who would LOVE to have a POSITION with you. I'd do ANYTHING for a...JOB ;) ;) ;)
Fuck off outta here with that shit, my resume says everything you need to know, I wouldn't give it to you if I didnt wanna work
Oh yes, im an EXPERIENCED worker who would LOVE to have a POSITION with you. I'd do ANYTHING for a...JOB ;) ;) ;)
Fuck off outta here with that shit, my resume says everything you need to know, I wouldn't give it to you if I didnt wanna work
You have to balance the right amount of "please hire me, I'm ever so obedient and servile" groveling with the right amount of "actually I'm so qualified you would be lucky to have me" humblebrag
why can't i just kill the ceo and put on his clothes
Maybe you can, have you tried?
problem is i don't actually want to work there
That's perfect, CEOs don't work
Dress for the job you want
I hate doing both of these things