Oh yes, im an EXPERIENCED worker who would LOVE to have a POSITION with you. I'd do ANYTHING for a...JOB ;) ;) ;)

Fuck off outta here with that shit, my resume says everything you need to know, I wouldn't give it to you if I didnt wanna work

  • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]
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    6 months ago

    That's my thought, too. Probably like 95% of cover letters go completely unread. I would bet next to none are read in full.