"What's the matter babe? Why did you stop?"

Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them] · 2 years ago

"What's the matter babe? Why did you stop?"

NSFW

kristina [she/her] · 2 years ago

This makes me want to get printed underwear with my bfs face on it for a gag

Sea_Gull [they/them] · 2 years ago

Get him underwear with your face on it too. Then it can be a weird couples gag

kristina [she/her] · edit-2 2 years ago

we do gags all the time. i got a custom printout tattoo of his face on my uh

tbh its a little derivative. i love fucking with him during sex. usually i just tell the most absurd jokes when he is about to finish :shrug-outta-hecks:

President_Obama [they/them] · edit-2 2 years ago

Kristina go on Cum Town

YouAreReadingThis [he/him] · 2 years ago

These exist and the yandere vibes are over the top enough to become funny in the right context

blight [he/him, null/void] · edit-2 2 years ago

:volcel-judge: THIS IS A RAID, CAPTURE ALL OF THEIR DEVICES AND DO A THOROUGH SEARCH THROUGH THEM

420blazeit69 [he/him] · 2 years ago

Cavity search?

GomerPyle [none/use name] · edit-2 2 years ago

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ElChapoDeChapo [he/him, comrade/them] · 2 years ago

:sicko-wistful:

PZK [he/him] · 2 years ago

I was just thinking "I wonder what Dirt_Owl will think of thi..."

take_five_seconds [he/him, any] · edit-2 2 years ago

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Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them] · 2 years ago

:owl-wink:

corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves] · 2 years ago

lmao

Dryad [she/her] · 2 years ago

Would you tear down the Mona Lisa?

Darthsenio_Mall [he/him] · 2 years ago

This is just like Communion by Whitley Strieber :posad:

infuziSporg [e/em/eir] · 2 years ago

Real talk, why don't they compare the clitoris to a bird noticeably often?